Our last night in India was at the Aeropark. This is an upmarket shopping and hotel area close to the airport. There are several problems with western style hotels in India, one of them being the prices for food and drink. A bottle of cheap Indian red wine (Sula) costs around £8 in one of the wine and beer shops that are dotted around everywhere. In the hotel restaurant they were charging £75 for the same bottle. I don’t mind paying a bit extra for wine in a restaurant, corkage, glasses, or whatever. But this is just rampant profiteering and feels quite offensive. In a fit of righteousness indignation, we set off to buy wine. It was interesting that in just five minutes walking we could get from the tidy coffee shops and hotels to the real Delhi with its chaos of people, rubbish, tuk-tuks and cows. We found a shop that immediately attempted to charge us three times the normal price for our bottle of wine. I peeled off the label with the name of their shop off the original bottle label to reveal the official price. They capitulated over this evidence but then would not accept a credit card payment. The third ATM that we visited was working. We got some cash, exchanged it for wine and then just needed to get back to the hotel. Getting a tuk-tuk is not just easy, it is hard to avoid sometimes. If they see a tourist, they will stop and block your way to encourage you to get in. We agreed a price, £1, and set off into the rush-hour traffic. Some confusion over the address of the hotel made the ride longer than it needed to be. 20 minutes in the traffic pandemonium including contact with at least one other vehicle got us there. Diane only opened her eyes when we finally stepped out. Getting back into our hotel, the security insisted on putting our bottle of wine through the x-ray machine. We retreated to the sanctuary of our room to enjoy the wine that we had bought, Indian style.
Driving to the airport in the morning, I spotted the most massive statue of the Hindu deity Lord Shiva gazing down at us from the top of a building. We also saw a shiny new temple that was still being built. I have mentioned before that there is a sort or surfeit of people in India and that there are people doing everything. This was particularly evident when we arrived at the airport. A woman and two porters met us. Our baggage was whisked off while we got shown through a side door to the alternative, short queue for security. We were briefly reunited with our luggage to check it in. Then we were shown to another privileged queue for passport control and a final security check beyond which our greeter could not go. No worries though because there was another greeter at the other side. He only seemed about fourteen but was very polite and showed us to the airport lounge. When he collected us a while later, he brought a driver with a golf cart. We all rode to the gate Maharaja style.







Arriving in Singapore after a very ordinary flight, we stepped into a completely different world. Clean, tidy, modern, efficient. There was no-one to carry our suitcases and no taxi drivers competing for our business. We had to join an orderly queue, paid the driver with a card and did not need to tip anyone.
The Republic of Singapore is an island country and city-state just north of the equator off the southern tip of the Malay Peninsula. In 1819 Stamford Raffles established Singapore as an entrepôt trading post of the British Empire. It later came under the control of the British East India Company, the British Raj and the finally the British Crown. Japan occupied Singapore in 1942 and it returned to Britain as a Crown colony in 1945. Self-governance began in 1959. Singapore became an independent sovereign country in 1965. Following a period of unrest after WW2, Singapore has capitalised on its geographic and market positions to develop one of the worlds great economies. Regarded as free, innovative, dynamic and business-friendly. Singapore attracts a large amount of foreign investment because of its location, skilled workforce, low tax rates, advanced infrastructure and zero-tolerance against corruption. It is also a major tax haven and a refuge for high-worth individuals. Singaporeans enjoy one of the longest life expectancies, fastest Internet connection speeds, lowest infant mortality rates and lowest levels of corruption in the world. Chewing gum in public is illegal and so is vaping. The downside of all this wealth and loveliness is that Singapore is one of the most expensive cities in the world.
In the morning, we went out to explore a little. It was hot and humid. Singapore is always hot and humid. A tropical rainforest climate with no distinctive seasons, uniform temperature and pressure, high humidity, and abundant rainfall. Not my favourite and the constant rain was a bit of a nuisance. There are many malls. Massive shopping complexes with air conditioning and an impressive array of shops. We discovered that the malls often had themes. There was an upper-class mall with Gucci, Prada, Versace and other brands that do not put prices on goods in their shop window. If you need to ask the price, you can’t afford it. There was a mall with an entire level of shoe shops. The shoe shop event horizon is approaching. Lower down was electronics and tech things. Another mall was all to do with Myanmar. Everything from travel agents to Myanmar themed food shops and cheap plastic goods. In the afternoon we found the photography mall. I had lost the foot off my monopod. That may not mean much to you. A monopod is a third of a tripod. A one-legged tripod if you like. A lightweight, compact and handy way to support a camera. The foot, the bit that goes on the ground, is made of rubber and screws into the leg part. But I had mislaid it while trekking at the Vanghat animal sanctuary. It had come unscrewed and was lost in the jungle. We started asking around in the camera mall. It did not go well. Shop keepers considered my footless monopod and shook their heads sadly. We were close to abandoning the quest when one guy unexpectedly said yes. He rummaged in the back for a while and came out with the perfect foot. Nice note to finish the day on.







Next day we were in the Apple store. This is a large, spherical building that appears to be floating in Marina Bay. Right in the centre of the fashionable, expensive part of Singapore. Totally appropriate for one of the most profitable companies in the world. I don’t like Apple shops. Far too trendy. Instead of a clear layout for choosing and buying, there are tables with Apple products that are all being used by someone. What are they doing with an iPad chained to a table? I had an appointment but still needed to attract the attention of an ‘Apple Genius’ – one of the many noticeably young people in t-shirts and sandals that say ‘hey’ a lot. They all seemed to be terribly busy walking around tapping at their iPads. I managed to interrupt one and was told to sit and wait at the corner of a table. My phone had been getting increasingly unreliable over the last few months. They asked me questions, took my phone away, asked more questions, did more tests on the phone and then declared that it had become a bit unreliable. The short story is that Diane and I ended up with new phones. We then spent the next two hours, in the spherical Apple store, setting up our new phones. It was an apple day.
Last day in Singapore we went clothes shopping. I bought a couple of new shirts. On this trip we must deal with a wide range of weather and temperatures with a set of clothes packed into a 23kg suitcase. The key to this is layers and modern, hi-tech materials. The shirts I bought were lightweight, durable, fast drying, comfortable, practical, reasonably smart and do not need ironing. When I checked the label, they were made in India. We could not buy clothes like this in India. We tried. Clothes in India are much more traditional. Cotton, linen and similar. Maybe the hi-tech stuff is just for export where they can charge much more for it.
Diane wanted some trousers from Decathlon. She had a pair that she really liked and wanted a second pair. Using Google maps we attempted to find a Decathlon store in Singapore. This proved harder than we anticipated. After two failed attempts we ended up walking over to the Chinatown area. This was a bit of a trek but quite interesting. Google maps does not handle malls very well. For a start, your GPS signal is sketchy, so positioning gets dubious. Maps does not really understand stores and walkways the way it understands shops and roads. Multi-level malls are almost unnavigable. In this particular mall we had given up. In fact, we were done for the day. We would buy a bottle of wine and head back to our hotel. Down the escalator to the taxi level, we stumbled across the smallest Decathlon ever. Usually, a Decathlon store occupies a generous sized warehouse. This one was the size of a village sweetshop. What is more, it had exactly the trousers Diane wanted, in her size. Happy days. Tomorrow was the flight to Bali.














































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































































